Tales of an Uninspiring Jackass

Philadelphia. 22. Sports Junkie. Movie Buff. TV Fantatic. Music Lover. College Student. I have a slight obsession with the following: Community, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Quentin Tarantino, Pop Punk, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, the Philadelphia Phillies and Flyers, Penn State, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Scrubs.

cheddar, mr. white. fat stacks. dead presidents. cash money. we’re gonna own this city.

Nick Kwas Christmas Party


I’m not scared of ghosts, I embrace them all as friends
Because one day I’ll be dead, and they will know my name
So I’ve been counting down my life, existing in hours to see what I have left
If I see 25, I’ll be surprised
If I see 32, I’ll take every letter I wrote to you and bury them alive
If I see 44, well I haven’t thought that far

Knuckle Puck Release New Song “Oak Street”



Knuckle Puck are releasing a new flexi 7” on September 2nd via Bad Timing Records featuring songs from an upcoming EP that will be out later this fall. The flexi includes “Oak Street” and “Home Alone” in anticipation of their fall tour with Senses Fail. Pick up a copy of the limited release here and stream “Oak Street” below!

Disclosure: Bad Timing Records is half owned and operated by Zack Zarrillo, founder of PropertyOfZack. 

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These guys are so fucking good, it’s not even fair.  Way better than Real Friends.  These guys should be bigger than them.



The Distance Between Bodies Can’t Be Measured In Miles

We will be releasing our new collaborative EP “Between Bodies” with our good friend Chris Zizzamia on Broken World Media October 7th. 


  • 01) blank#8 / Precipice
  • 02) Space Exploration to Solve Earthly Crises
  • 03) If And When I Die
  • 04) Thanks
  • 05) Lioness
  • 06) Shoppers Beef
  • 07) $100 Tip
  • 08) Autotonsorialist

Nice to see TWIABP putting out new music this year. Didn’t know this EP was even coming until they released the artwork.

Free Throw Stream “Kim Tastie” From ‘Those Days Are Gone’



Free Throw will be releasing Those Days Are Gone via Count Your Lucky Stars on September 16th. Stream a new song called “Kim Tastie” here via Impose or below after the jump. 

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empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate), Free Throw Announce Fall Tour 

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Okay I Believe You but My Tommy Gun Don't


I am heaven sent,

Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..

Shut Up


Blink 182 | Shut Up